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Okay, okay, I promise this is the last one!
Do you know any ogres? I've met a few.
They are pretty big and scary, what with the shouting from rooms away, and the
stomping, and the head ripping!
A few of them are really gentle though. One of them even let me ride on his
shoulders once! It was pretty crazy. I felt soooooo tall!
But one thing I do know about ogres, is that they are REALLY protective of
their clubs! Like... once one of them told me it took them sooooo much time to
be able to afford one! And so that's why it always seems so amazing to me to
see Jazzhands, Balls, and Fennel wielding them! Are they just killing all sorts
of ogres? Did they meet a really friendly ogre that just keeps handing them
over? How does it keep happening?
Maybe those goblins might not be all bad if they're killing all the ogres. But
if the ogres are just handing out clubs... Could I get one? They seem really
neat!!
FREE SLEDGEHAMMERS FOR THE PEOPLE!
Haversham,
The Hopeful Kender