In game humor

[Alisa]

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73826 *unusual filthy     -            -           60p      2 days 23 hours 56
      pair of gobbo                                (350p)   minutes 54 seconds
      boxer shorts
A faint smell of lavender emanates from its surface.

Guess you need to choose. Looks or intelligence?:)

So dirty, yet only a faint smell?

[Cherek]

A faint smell of _lavender_, I am sure it's a very strong smell of... something else.

[Rincon]

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The snarling large troll says: I will kill you!

Wouldn't it be fun to mute the 'will'?

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The snarling large troll terrorist squeaks: I kill you!

[Rincon]

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compare stats with it
You can only compare your stats to those of another living.
compare stats with undead
You are stronger than the nightmarish gaunt apparition.
You are a bit better coordinated than the nightmarish gaunt apparition.
You are a bit healthier than the nightmarish gaunt apparition.
You are a bit smarter than the nightmarish gaunt apparition.
You are about as wise as the nightmarish gaunt apparition.
You are a bit braver than the nightmarish gaunt apparition.

So, undead are living beings! Fascinating

[Morglum]

Watch out for this dude. Hard to get rid of politely:

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Spundungus yells: i want to be with you
Spundungus kneels respectfully.
Spundungus yells: you are op i want to be here with you
You say: You'll just die where I'm going.
Spundungus yells: i want to get xp from you
Spundungus yells: plz
Spundungus yells: plz
Spundungus pouts petulantly.

[Okotok]

>excuse

[Kvator]

4 hit combo:

The iridescent velvet-robed female human bellows to you: Let us see.... So
far you have managed to try to steal from me, in effect called me a liar,
offend me by claiming that my robe is pink, and begin to insult me by trying to
say I need some kind of psychological help.

xD

[Taro]

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The majestic white horse raises his eyebrow inquisitively.

[Budwise]

There was an old wizard named Gore-bot
Who thought the cheese he would cut

And then creation got started
Because he sat down and farted

And now we are stuck with the whole lot

[Mim]

99999 An unworn armour - 20 (20) 2 d 23 h

Would be fun to see a worn armour for sale.