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Disaster! She is gone!
Help me save her and the children, the only one listening is a stark raving
drunken madman, you must help or we are DOOMED.
Also, for the love of god, avoid the eggstatic celebration. If you really must
have eggs at this weird time of the year, go for my bacon-flavoured easter-eggs
smothered in purple-sugar, it-is-a-TREAT
In alarming gratitude,
a blue unicorn with purple horns