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'We have tolerated your Presence for a long time.'
THANK YOU!!! My Presence really appreciates being tolerated, otherwise it feels
sad!
'Your Society however, must have Rules.'
What do you mean?!?!
'Friderick has broken these Rules again, and again.'
What do you mean?!?!
'He steals belongings and keeps them for himself.'
Don't be silly! This one time when I was in a tavern ordering candy flavoured
water I saw a funny tatooed dwarf staring dumbly into a mug of beer and some
passer-by accidentally shoved the tankard and spilled the contents. I have
never seen anyone so FURIOUS and OFFENDED! But anyway... Maybe _sometimes_ I
forget to give _everything_ back... This one time I found some warhammers,
which obviously belonged to a scarred ogre. He even wrote me a letter asking,
if I had found them. Can you imagine an ogre writing a letter?! He wrote in
CAPITAL LETTERS LIKE A CHILD! But anyway, I did find his warhammers and tried
to give them back to him, but everytime I returned them he kept on dropping
them! How clumsy! I lost count how many times I had to return his warhammers!
How helpful is that?!
'The Secret Society has failed to resolve this Issue.'
What Issue?! Besides, we are a _Secret_ Society, so how would you know?! Duhh!
'It is now time for an external party.'
I LOVE TO PARTY PARTY! Can I bring a friend? I have lots of friends. Well, pen
pals at least. I also have a secret OTHERSELF friend, who writes me messages!
I'm constantly asked, if I had found their lost belongings. I feel very needed.
I do my best to help them, but with all the stuff I come across I don't know
what is what, so some end up in the lost&found box in Sparkle.
By the way, have you tried the cookies?!
Hugs to all the Naz_hug_ls!
Yours!
Freddie