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Angmar does not need you..
If you want to beat a dragon with a stick! Join Kitiara and kneel to a woman !
If you seek a robe to pester civililians and praise your weird gods..DONT
COME!!
If you want to fight for prizes and glory, Make your carreer in the sands of
Athas!
If you want to toss daggers and wear dresses, Seek out the cave dwellers of
Sybarus!
If you wanna bite, nibble and suck the joy out of people, Join the casket gang!
If you desire gems, gold, ale and to be no higher than a turd, Join the Neidar
pecks!
If you want to move behind women and children in combat, Join Caliana and her
ilk!
If you have no loyalties, no honor, no will, Join the wretched Mercenaries!
If you have no working brain and huge muscles, Join the nitwits of the Army of
Darkness!
If you want to ride horsies and defend the weak scum of Krynn, Join the Bucket
Heads!
If you want to play hide and seek, build a treehouse, Join the Zungaz! GET
PULPED!!
If you wish to shave your head and herd goats, Join the Monks !!
Angmar Needs you IF :
You hate everyone mentioned above !
You desire to smash skulls !
You have honor, courage and will !
You are seeking the Hard road !
You are seeking a brotherhood !
You are Iron within, Iron without !