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| BREAKING NEWS! |
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| Welcome! To the Month of Jesterly! |
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| Hi. I'm Bisu Bonder Ball, and this is an advertisement for you. |
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| Yes YOU! |
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| My dear reader, it is time. Time of the month of tomfoolery, some |
| sillyness, and some pure joy and laughter! Well, we *hope* that there |
| will be joy and laughter when we're through with you! By we, I mean me |
| and my partner in crime. Who will be posting their own advertisement |
| shortly! |
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| Did you enjoy the little teaser from a while ago from a certain |
| someone? |
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| WOULD YOU LIKE MORE? |
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| Well too bad. I'm not them. Though they are looking to make more! |
| But we don't want to just message any Joe Shmoe out there! Sorry for |
| all the first name Joe's and last name Shmoe's that take offense to |
| this. This time we are asking for suckers, I mean subscribers, to join |
| our own little Gnome network. It won't be just Gnomes sending mail. |
| It'll be messengers, whispers, spiders, orphans, you name it! We got |
| it! |
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| No but really, we don't got it. Please do share if you want a specific |
| messenger to be sent to you and where to get it from. I only know how |
| to juggle balls, not juggle mail. Phrasing intended. |
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| Now what will be included in this subscription?! |
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| Who knows! That's the beauty of it. We're still working on something |
| and taking all suggestions! It will only be this month though, and |
| ONLY this month! So sign up while you can before we start! You might |
| get the FIRST and ONLY edition of what's to come! Edition of what!? |
| Edition of gift bags and sparkly things, stinky liquids and laughing |
| gas. Something cool to wear, something itchy but all benign. |
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| If interested at all, for some odd reason, do sign up! We need your |
| consent. Jokes are only good with consent. You don't go to see a comic |
| and then feel bad when you're picked on do you!? At least we won't be |
| sending unsolicited mail, messages, or spells to folks. |
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| That's all folks! See you on the Donut! |
| May it bless you with sprinkles and keep you going! |
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| Please mail me @ |
| Bisu |
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| P.S. My partner will be sending another board post. Also CC them. |
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| P.S.S If you just mail them, and not me. |
| Then. |
| Fine. |
| I'll just, cry over here. |
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| *cries in halfling* |
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