In game humor

[Maizara]

You should try breaking it into pieces

[Onton]

That F%$%ing CON ARTIST!!!

The Bree Tack Shop.

And if the most hungry horse out there cannot eat a bale, whats it meant for?? Oliphaunts?!

I've had that problem too.. I had guessed it was just because ponies are smaller and don't eat as much.. but if horses can't eat it either, I think it must be a bug..

[Onton]

You should try breaking it into pieces

Hmm.. If this is really all there is to it, maybe it should suggest this somewhere in the description?

[Maizara]

You should try breaking it into pieces

Hmm.. If this is really all there is to it, maybe it should suggest this somewhere in the description?

Eh possibly, maybe its just because I was raised on a farm but I've always just thought of it as common knowledge.

[Tarax the Terrible]

A bug but funny..

Earth salutes you in the traditional Solamnic manner with his gigantic steel
broadsword, then spurs his vicious midnight-black warhorse with you riding on
him forwards, snapping the reins.

[Hektor]

Hunger can be a dangerous thing!

Having a huge team, solving a quest, obtaining what you need, old grumps telling you to get a move on.. and disaster strikes

Adriel arrives from the west.
Mersereau yells: So let's not waste everyone's time
The wary drider guard stops Uther from passing
Mersereau looks into his money-sack and quickly picks up its contents.
Ahith eats a deep dragon skin.

Uther goes ack!
Uther goes ack!
Mersereau goes ack!
Uther goes ack!
You grin merrily at Ahith.
>
Uther goes ack!
Uther goes ack!
Mersereau mumbles something about something else.

You say: What an appetite,
>
Nikiel whispers in your ear: yes
Uther screams loudly. ARRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Nikiel whispers in your ear: he did not look that hungry
Uther pokes Ahith in the ribs.
Nikiel giggles merrily.
Ahith peers quizzically around.
Ahith yells: damned
Ahith sighs deeply.

Uther comforts Ahith.
Mersereau yells: I hope it taste good
Ahith yells: didnt know it is eatable
Ahith sighs deeply.

[Alorrana]

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[Rhaegar]

<eat all> is the most dangerous command ever.

And it's so tempting...

[Onton]

You kick the number of storage shelves and out tumbles a bronze key, two silver mirrors, a small brown monkey, a lavender hose with an adequate codpiece, a skull, a small brown snake, a miniature deer and a small orange newt.

[Creed]

Hmm..

are they shelves or a petting zoo?