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,' ,' Fellow Dwellers of Genesis, `. `.
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`. `. As a Kender it has come to my attention that we are .' .'
) ) very much thought of as thieves. I would like to ( (
,' ,' put this falsely rumour to rest. We are but mere `. `.
( ( returners of lost items. Without us, who knows where ) )
`. `. the lost stuff will end ? That's right, you don't .' .'
) ) know! ( (
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( ( Now, instead of calling us hurtful names, thank us ) )
`. `. instead. We try to be helpful, but feel that grati- .' .'
) ) tude is seldom found, infact some may even claim it ( (
,' ,' to be non-existant. For shame! `. `.
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`. `. While we are on the matter of being misunderstood, .' .'
) ) or just being generalized as a nuisance. The poor ( (
,' ,' Morgul Mages, yes, these poor fellows are often `. `.
( ( seen as mere toadies to the dark lord. So hence I ) )
`. `. proclaim hug a mage week. If you see one give him .' .'
) ) a hug. ( (
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( ( but why ? I hear you ask - they are already dead. ) )
`. `. Well, look at them as a long lost friend, who had .' .'
) ) a small accident, and now is back for abit of love. ( (
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( ( Yes, even the long lost and dead have feelings... ) )
`. `. Ok, they don't, but they still are in need of a .' .'
) ) hug! ( (
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( ( If you feel hugging a mage will put you at risk of ) )
`. `. their wrath, then I suggest you play the fear or .' .'
) ) tremble card. They like if you are scared of them. ( (
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( ( And always remember, a stranger is a friend you've ) )
`. `. met for the first time. .' .'
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( ( Love and hugs! ) )
`. `. Namara .' .'
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