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 ,'   ,'  Fellow Dwellers of Genesis,                            `.   `.
(    (                                                             )    )
 `.   `.  As a Kender it has come to my attention that we are    .'   .' 
   )    ) very much thought of as thieves. I would like to      (    (
 ,'   ,'  put this falsely rumour to rest. We are but mere       `.   `.
(    (    returners of lost items. Without us, who knows where     )    )
 `.   `.  the lost stuff will end ? That's right, you don't      .'   .' 
   )    ) know!                                                 (    (
 ,'   ,'                                                         `.   `.
(    (    Now, instead of calling us hurtful names, thank us       )    )
 `.   `.  instead. We try to be helpful, but feel that grati-    .'   .' 
   )    ) tude is seldom found, infact some may even claim it   (    (
 ,'   ,'  to be non-existant. For shame!                         `.   `.
(    (                                                             )    )
 `.   `.  While we are on the matter of being misunderstood,     .'   .' 
   )    ) or just being generalized as a nuisance. The poor     (    (
 ,'   ,'  Morgul Mages, yes, these poor fellows are often        `.   `.
(    (    seen as mere toadies to the dark lord. So hence I        )    )
 `.   `.  proclaim hug a mage week. If you see one give him      .'   .' 
   )    ) a hug.                                                (    (
 ,'   ,'                                                         `.   `.
(    (    but why ? I hear you ask - they are already dead.      )    )
 `.   `.  Well, look at them as a long lost friend, who had      .'   .' 
   )    ) a small accident, and now is back for abit of love.   (    (
 ,'   ,'                                                         `.   `.
(    (    Yes, even the long lost and dead have feelings...        )    )
 `.   `.  Ok, they don't, but they still are in need of a        .'   .' 
   )    ) hug!                                                  (    (
 ,'   ,'                                                         `.   `.
(    (    If you feel hugging a mage will put you at risk of       )    )
 `.   `.  their wrath, then I suggest you play the fear or       .'   .'    
   )    ) tremble card. They like if you are scared of them.    (    (
 ,'   ,'                                                         `.   `.
(    (    And always remember, a stranger is a friend you've       )    )
 `.   `.  met for the first time.                                .'   .' 
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 ,'   ,'                                                         `.   `.
(    (    Love and hugs!                                           )    )
 `.   `.      Namara                                             .'   .' 
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