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Hey now. I only stole from you, nobody else. And you the
one talking about honest peoples? Dont go saying I am a
thief now who walk around stealing from anyone I see. You
stand around holding your big bag of trinkets and things
without paying attention. Really. I took it and then TOLD
you about it. What thief does that? I just wanna mess with
ya. I dont even have skills to be a thief, I was surprised
it work and then thought it fun joke.
I put up fair prices for you to buy it back. I think it was
good lesson for you to learn. Be more careful of your things,
its a dangerous world. I teach you for what? A few platinum
coins. Cheap. Now you learn lesson.
But you all so serious. So so serious. Some fake little axe
any cadet can get and a sad little medallion mean so much for
you, you want blood. Kill, kill, kill!
Funny harmless joke I think.
But no no, you go call all your big brothers and sisters in
the Worshipper guild who without blinking come messing with me.
Trying to kill a little unarmed one like me 3 to 1. No questions
asked, nothing. Just kill kill kill. You talk about honest people?
Hah!
I may have grabbed some of your little things yes, but it was
all good fun. But no, you and your friends are trying to murder
me for silly issue that we can solve by talking. But you dont
wanna talk, you just want excuse to kill someone. Because you
think it's fun to hunt little ones.
I may have taken your little pack. But you worse. Much worse.
Honest? You no honest at all. You wannabe murderer.
And bounty is 100 platinum? That's laughable. You so poor you
cant put up bounty? Then I am truly sorry. I'll hand you some
change next time I see you and we even.
Now cancel your silly little threat you bloodthirsty human. or
I may need to put up a real bounty. On you.
Do not believe the lies of this one. He is just wanting to find
excuse to kill instead of finding peaceful solution to a little
joke.
Zi Zezz
