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Ok my name is Sicalus and my mother was always sick and my father worked in the
mines for the dwarves. My father always had calluses on his hands from the pick
in his hands. I remenber
the good days we went into town and had some of Tika's potatoes and cleaned our
plates. We was always poor or the dwarves were always s l o w paying. You ever
seen a dwarf pay fast?
The bad days was when we had to baby sit the kender babies and they always run
off with this or that and gnomes like to tinker as you know. We never completed
anything those days.
Now for the infestation of mice here. I have tried to clean up some but only
because some one told me that these mice sometimes swallow a pearl or two. I
was told these mice swim over
to Gont and sometimes swallow pearls washed up on the beach and these pearls
will cash in about 15 plats. I dulled my sword and dagger on these buggers and
never found one pearl.
Now am I being buffaloed or what? I don't like jokes that well but I guess the
jokes on me. My father once made a trap out of a hoopak once but somehow the
parts missing on that one.
Makes you kender who done that? Well just my two coppers on the subject or and
lots of resharpened weapons. Let me know if you need a dull knife I have one.