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| ~ News from the Free Men of the East ~ |
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| | here has been a great deal of strife in our lands these past |
| years despite our great Lords making every effort to seal pacts of |
| peace and understanding with the countless factions seeking to |
| conquer our homelands, dominate our peoples, and rape, pillage, |
| and burn their way through every last orphanage of our meek and |
| meagre communities. The Free Men of the East can stand it no more. |
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| We are the Easterlings, the Variag, and the Haradrim. We are the |
| downtrodden risen. We are the Free Men of the East bound in loyal |
| service to the King of Men, the Freedom Giver, and the Liberator |
| of Middle-Earth. We seek only the peace that darkness brings as it |
| cleanses the injustice of the false prophets from East, West, and |
| beyond forever, and we will kill to protect our own if pressed. |
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| The latest tenuous treaty protecting the sanctity of our lands |
| was callously and with great disregard violated and cast aside to |
| satisfy the bloodlust and greed of an invader and the uncivilized |
| rebels her shadowy sect funds. We will not see war terrorize our |
| women and see our children orphaned again, and so we sent one of |
| our bravest, a Man of peace who sought only to reap the spoils of |
| a garden and whose heart is pained to cause harm to another, to |
| gut the bitch and fertilize the earth where she fell with her |
| blood and juices. And so Amorana the Psuchling has been ended. |
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| The Free Men of the East advise against consorting with this one |
| or her kind. They travel with an unsavory and untrustworthy lot. |
| Even this Psuchling's ogre guard could be bribed to avoid protect- |
| ing her when our Man was sent to her. Behold for yourselves: |
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| Man says to the copper-skinned voluptuous female ogre: Your word |
| is good as was your intel. The "shinies" are yours for whatever |
| they're worth. |
| Man gives a sturdy belt of pouches (open) to the copper-skinned |
| voluptuous female ogre. |
| The copper-skinned voluptuous female ogre falls down laughing, |
| slamming the ground with her mighty fists. |
| The copper-skinned voluptuous female ogre gets many orange-red |
| shards of garnet, many shining shards of bloodstone, many blue |
| shards of lapis lazuli, many iridescent shards of opal, many |
| black shards of diamond, 14 glittering shards of diamond, 47 |
| yellow shards of topaz, many pink shards of coral, 13 yellow |
| shards of beryl, 31 purple shards of amethyst, 44 black shards |
| of onyx, many white shards of pearl, many striped shards of |
| chalcedony, many red shards of carnelian, 37 black shards of |
| pearl, seven anakalo components, nine metaballo components, nine |
| skiamorfi components and 19 sfyri components from her sturdy |
| belt of pouches (open). |
| The copper-skinned voluptuous female ogre booms: YOU GOOD TOO AND |
| DO THINGS YOU SAY AND LEAVE CURVEE OGRE ALONE |
| The copper-skinned voluptuous female ogre giggles appreciatively. |
| It sounds a bit like a buffalo choking on something painful. |
| Man nods forlornly. |
| The copper-skinned voluptuous female ogre stomps off, leaving up. |
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| Do not come to the East with malice towards us. Come drink with |
| us at the Red Eye Inn, if you are Men. Do not oppose the great |
| Lords of the East. Come and aid them with us, if you are Men. And |
| do not murder in Middle-Earth, or we will kill you. |
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| Signed: The Free Men of the East |
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